Ten Tiny Razor Blades

There is something that was forgotten for a while after the Boy, the little tiny razor blades that babies have for fingernails. The Girl has them and she knows how to incapacitate her Daddy. She seems to know any pressure point or spot where she can make my whole arm going numb or hurt like it was just smashed by a thousand pound boulder. Her new favorite past time is trying to remove my eyebrows. I have really thought about wearing my hockey helmet with cage, but then I think she would just yank my head around with it. If there is anything to fear it is those tiny razor blades on the tips of her fingers.